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by Shitpost Lizard
Thu Apr 30, 2020 9:07 pm
Forum: Other Fandoms
Topic: Classpect Everything
Replies: 35
Views: 54878

Re: Classpect Everything

My art drive:
Heir of Rage
Reasoning: Drawing things correctly sucks and I hate it.
Spoiler
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I know this isn't exactly within the intention of the thread, but the title did say everything.
by Shitpost Lizard
Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:29 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Yiffy been a thing since 2018
Replies: 37
Views: 25980

Re: Yiffy been a thing since 2018

I don't care if it was planned it advance. It's still dumb. Jade is a major character. Rose is a major character. You think their daughter would be regarded a little bit more respectfully than that, but "She's a furry sex joke, because Jade has a dog penis. Lolol." It would be like Gamzee getting a ...
by Shitpost Lizard
Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:16 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Unpopular Opinions Thread
Replies: 387
Views: 368375

Re: Unpopular Opinions Thread

Why don't you try getting a kismesis and see how it goes. Man, it's a webcomic. It's not real. And discussing parallels that it has with reality will not hurt you. Chillax yo ass. I'll let you know how it goes when I get into a fictional black romantic quadrant with a fictional alien species from a...
by Shitpost Lizard
Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:15 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]
Replies: 81
Views: 93508

Re: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]

This is pure hussie. I feel as if Hussie wrote this himself no one would have had such a negative reaciton.it would still be a WTF, but not as negative cause they want to blame the new guys for 'fucking this up'. This implies that Hussie is above criticism. He isn't. Speaking personally, I'd have a...
by Shitpost Lizard
Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:08 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]
Replies: 81
Views: 93508

Re: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]

Vriska is always the most blunt dude and always will be. Also Kanaya is literally from a species that at norm have 4 relationships at once with at least one of them being negative based. In her mind she would see their relationship as the pale spectrum inspite physical sex being involved. She just ...
by Shitpost Lizard
Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:19 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]
Replies: 81
Views: 93508

Re: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]

More jacking off Vriska. Her making a speech that Karkat would or should have made, if he wasn't completely castrated post-retcon. More infidelity drama. Kanaya not having some major trust issues with Rose when Rose had sex and fostered a child without her consent because "but they TRU WUVZ eachothe...
by Shitpost Lizard
Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Unpopular Opinions Thread
Replies: 387
Views: 368375

Re: Unpopular Opinions Thread

Literally where are you getting your information about blackrom from? Arch-rival, by definition, only means your main or most prominent rival. You can have strong feelings of rivalry with someone without it devolving into something unhealthy. Terezi directly states that she wants something that is l...
by Shitpost Lizard
Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:28 am
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Unpopular Opinions Thread
Replies: 387
Views: 368375

Re: Unpopular Opinions Thread

But John developing a calignous relationship with Terezi is idiotic, because that sort of relationship is blatantly unhealthy in humans. Rivalry and competition are not inherently negative. They can drive you to improve yourself, which I think is something that Terezi (or maybe it was Karkat) direc...
by Shitpost Lizard
Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:25 pm
Forum: Other Fandoms
Topic: Jojo Talk
Replies: 23
Views: 43400

Re: Jojo Talk

Forgot about the D'arby brothers fights.
Those were also definitely high points of Season 3.
by Shitpost Lizard
Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:24 am
Forum: Other Fandoms
Topic: Jojo Talk
Replies: 23
Views: 43400

Re: Jojo Talk

such as Jotaro's personality. Jotaro has a personality? My point is that, for all the potential that stands have, and for all the creative stuff that Battle Tendency did, his solution was always the most boring shit. And it happened way, way too much for my taste. Dio, Vanilla Ice, and Horus kind o...
by Shitpost Lizard
Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:59 pm
Forum: Other Fandoms
Topic: Jojo Talk
Replies: 23
Views: 43400

Re: Jojo Talk

Unpopular? opinion: Stardust Crusaders was boring up until the last few episodes. You go from high-stakes puzzle fights with Aztec unicorn god-vampires in Battle Tendency, to "And then Jotaro punches it to death." They also should have had hamon make a return in the Dio fight in SC. Wasted potential.
by Shitpost Lizard
Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:57 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Theory of why trollgirls have Boobs.
Replies: 9
Views: 7533

Re: Theory of why trollgirls have Boobs.

The real scope of the post is speculating if the ectoalchemy machine is in fact the source of the Trolls themselves and their bizarre and nonsensical state is in reality not because of anything resembling evolution, but because they were artificially created to begin with. Which seems extremely lik...
by Shitpost Lizard
Sun Apr 19, 2020 12:17 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Theory of why trollgirls have Boobs.
Replies: 9
Views: 7533

Re: Theory of why trollgirls have Boobs.

It's been established that troll girls are violent psychopaths,
so it's just an extra layer of fat to guard their vital organs. The heart and lungs, most specifically.
by Shitpost Lizard
Tue Apr 14, 2020 3:21 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: New album, Beyond Canon!
Replies: 18
Views: 15291

Re: New album, Beyond Canon!

Narrative Control is probably my favorite in the album. Dirk's part (?) hits HARD on some Contra and Castlevania similarities, which are two series I love to death. Not Canon in F Major sounds like a cheesy anime opening, which I enjoy. Now I'm a Villain and Crystal Hung in Firmament's Descent are j...
by Shitpost Lizard
Tue Apr 14, 2020 12:03 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Homestuck^2 Chapter 8: A Daughter Astray
Replies: 24
Views: 25424

Re: Homestuck^2 Chapter 8: A Daughter Astray

Rose's haircut is cute. Kanaya wearing her color as lipstick would work if it fit... anything else in her design. I like that a page proclaiming that Rose and Kanaya keep the rebellion dressed sharp has her clashing almost as bad as Terezi. And Terezi at least has the excuse that she's fucking blind...
by Shitpost Lizard
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:07 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Would you rather than double updates, or longer singular updates?
Replies: 24
Views: 28737

Re: Would you rather than double updates, or longer singular updates?

As a content creator myself, as well, and as a perfectionist, I was fine with the old HS art. You don't go to Homestuck looking for stuff to rival the Sistine Chapel. The quick, sloppy, repetitive art fit the tone of the comic, which is of something that takes the piss on itself constantly. It gave ...
by Shitpost Lizard
Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:11 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Would you rather than double updates, or longer singular updates?
Replies: 24
Views: 28737

Re: Would you rather than double updates, or longer singular updates?

Agreeing with Generalrabogolfo. Kinda bullshit that Hussie can push out multiple, substantial updates, by himself, for free, but an entire team that's getting money through Patreon can't. Especially when they're not doing flash animations / walkarounds, and the novel-style narration takes place of a...
by Shitpost Lizard
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:57 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Chapter 7: Distress Call from the Closet
Replies: 45
Views: 32990

Re: Chapter 7: Distress Call from the Closet

If the mistakes are intentional, could this be related to Candy technically not being the "canon" timeline, considering John never went back and killed LE in it?

Maybe a side-effect of losing canonicity is inconsistency in events?
by Shitpost Lizard
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:41 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Chapter 7: Distress Call from the Closet
Replies: 45
Views: 32990

Re: Chapter 7: Distress Call from the Closet

The question is how god tiering even works. We know it needs a dead version of you and a bed. Questing if you ahve a living dream self, sacrafice is either fversion of you are dead. So is it possible to god tiered without a bed? Is the bed even important at all or just an artificial limitation? If ...
by Shitpost Lizard
Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:32 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Chapter 7: Distress Call from the Closet
Replies: 45
Views: 32990

Re: Chapter 7: Distress Call from the Closet

Karkat shouldn't be evolving into Ultimate Self because he never reached God Tier in the first place. Unless that's just a mistake in understanding on Dirk's part, since he was narrating when that point was discussed. Excited for Candy Karkat and Meenah to show up, but like goddamn, just show us the...