Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

There's a good chance that you're already logged in. It is possible to run multiple instances of pesterchum at once and they will hide with the icons until you actually select the option to exit. Click the icon and the window with your chumroll should appear again. If you need to check though, try p...

I managed to slam together a quick profile file for you. You'll need to change the settings back to your preferences but it should hopefully allow the program to work once its placed in the requested profile section.


Let me know if it works out!

Okay, first of all, what's your operating system and what version of Glimpse are you using?
Are there any debug logs you can find? Or some kinda debug mode to check what might be going on?

Looking it up, it looks like it might be a socket error or something? Possibly related to a slow proxy server? Check what your firewall might be complaining about. If you're using windows, maybe try this?: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/191143/10060-connection-timed-out-error-with-proxy-se...

Honestly I wish there was a better contact/correspondence infrastructure. Usually the best thing to do nowadays is to either join a large memo or do all networking outside of Pesterchum before using it. Having your own memo with an informative entry message might help, but it may prove to be impossi...

Holy shit, this actually makes sense! And here I thought that gamzee finally dying was a sign that the candy timeline had gone so far off the rails that previously airtight rules had begun to unravel towards jumping the shark + gamzee previously had juggalo invincibility (there's an ICP song about v...

smugfran, if by tags you mean chumhandles, yeah, custom chumhandles are totally allowed and even encouraged. Individual memos might have their own rules in place but you'll likely only need to worry if you go into a strictly canon-only memo or something (which are fairly rare) Multi, what operating ...

> lick the bricks

> Eat your windsock and breakdance on the ceiling

flyingIncandecent posted at [ 1:25am ] on [ May 6, 2020 ], from [ Charcherry Forest ] TOPIC: Back From the Dead So todαy wαs α fuckin wαke-up cαll. I got poisoned αt some weird restαurαnt who-knows-where αnd died. Thαnk fuck it didn't stick. I'm doing better now, but like, there's something... power...

I fuckin' love sburb glitch faq. I read that back when SBARG was running and it really inspired a lot that went into SBARGv2 when I was on the staff for that. It really hit that sweet spot of exploring game mechanics that I really wanted to know more about, along with those cool sections where it li...

flyingIncandecent posted at [ 2:46pm ] on [ Feb 23, 2020 ], from [ Fungi City, Region of Parties and Boardgames ] TOPIC: new phone whose dis Hello. Things αre going quite well, on my end αt leαst. Recently gαve α new friend α rock from my extensive rock collection. I think we bonded pretty well duri...

It's very possible. It wouldn't be the first time that a godtier outfit had been modified, though perhaps the first outside of a dreambubble environment. I can tell it's being kept purposely hazy, as per usual with those elusively obscure game mechanics/features.

This update was just what I needed. I just freaking loved Vriska's flashy bit with the cannons and stuff. I like how she stole the spotlight in her over-the-top thief of light manner to distract the cops and the press. Classic Peak Vriska right there. I wonder if anyone will wind up drawing the sequ...

I'm gonna offer my two cents into the ring and say something on this. If you wanna get to the grey people, Act 5 is where you'll find them. Do note that you will be hella confused, and the hivebent arc is written in a way that it expects that it will be a glossed over summery of a presumably longer ...

flyingIncandecent posted at [ 9:37pm ] on [ Feb 21, 2020 ], from [ Fungi City, Region of Parties and Boardgames ] TOPIC: new phone whose dis I hαve some bαd news for you. You αre going to die. Your friends αre αll going to die. Your fαmily is going to die. Theior fαmilies αre going to die. Everyone ...

shinyjiggly posted at [ 11:08am ] on [ the 86th day of the third month in the year 460... think? ], from [ New Hourglass city, Grand Desert Region ] TOPIC: new phone whose dis Believe me, under pressure, you will encounter truths about your group that none of you will have ever expected. As mentione...

Red karpeta is now canon. However, an angry mob of protesting fans manage to make enough of a stink against it that they convince the current writer(s) to kill off Karkat, leaving Nepeta sad and alone :< Dear Toblerone, I wish Jane didn't become a xenophobic and power-hungry ass upon settling down o...

shinyjiggly posted at [ 11:08am ] on [ the 85th day of the third month in the year 460... think? ], from [ New Hourglass city, Grand Desert Region ] TOPIC: new phone whose dis Honestly, I'm glad to hear you've got an optimistic spin on things. Here's some more advice: you know your friend circle you...

> Breakdance furiously