Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Do I need to state the usual "Kanaya is a moth troll and she falls for both Light players she meets"?

Always wondered why the kids didn't ever make cooler outfits by combining their God Tier clothes with their previous clothes. A tuxedo version of the Heir of Breath pajamas would be fuckin SICK. I know Hexane did that but idk why Hussie decided to limit outfit cross-alchemizing to Meenah tampering ...

I break out a chemistry handbook to find a substance great at dissolving the dislodged brick.

ACE OF PAINS && GARFIELD™: BUILD YOUR OWN STRIP DICE™'s object die, once again, then use the result (or ACE OF PAINS, if the result isn't a weapon) to assault the SHALE IMP.

I think the point is that "we're not supposed to see the catastrophe that happens after someone opens the door", which ties into how the Epilogues are stated as "not required reading" for Homestuck. So "The game ends after a player opens the door", and people who don't care for the Epilogues can ju...

Unpopular opinion: people are missing the point of the Epilogues.

Alchemize TUX || SIX-SIDED DIE and ACE OF PAINS && GARFIELD™: BUILD YOUR OWN STRIP DICE™'s object die. If the result of the second alchemisation is a weapon, attack the caulk imp with it. If the result of the first alchemisation is an outfit, put it on; if it's a weapon (and the first alchemisation ...

Austin, can you please promise me you'll keep the codpiece on Arcjec's outfit if he ascends (as long as the God Tier outfits are the same, or if you can even Ascend at all), because the Bard outfit is worthless without the cod. discord search says VET is remaking all outfits and the cod sock is not...

in a proper one, both.

what's the difference between coke and pepsi

A simple forum game. One person says "On a scale from X to Y...", where X and Y are objects, characters, whatever, and the next person must make up the scale based on that and provide another pair of objects. As an example, if the prompt is "On a scale from a nokia to a pair of headphones...", "how ...

(DICE || PLAYING CARDS) && Kitchen Broom, attack the Amber Imp.

Make the quirk easy to read | write, keep it @ the level where you can always be understood & give off an appropriate impression.

I have to agree that I never really saw these particular characters as Trans. In my opinion, Roxy has always been the most feminine character of Homestuck (trolls and humans included). Everything about her screamed femininity. Of all the characters, male, female, nonbinary, Roxy has always seemed t...

CLASSPECT ANALYSIS IS FUCKING STUPID. FIXED ASPECTS? MUTABLE ASPECTS? THE ASPECT WHEEL? OPPOSITE ASPECTS? THERE IS LITERALLY NO EVIDENCE FOR ANY OF THIS ANYWHERE IN THE ENTIRE COMIC YET PEOPLE SWEAR UP AND DOWN LIKE THIS SHIT IS GOSPEL In my honest opinion, Classpect has evolved beyond Homestuck th...

an opinion on my own:

karkat and terezi's relationship had a positive influence on both of them, be it romantic or wholly platonic

I'll start: I really like Mituna and Latula. Their designs are cool and their relationship is one of the sweetest in the comic. controversial but: mitula is the only relationship which doesn't suffer from any flaws, as opposed to literally all other pairings John and Rose are excellent together, th...

Meenah and the Empress seem to be somewhat different. Feferi and Jane want to enforce stability, while Meenah and the Empress want to wreck how things are for their own vanity and ambitions. The empress being even worse as she has zero interpersonal connections to keep her grounded and she has flow...

I... i dont understand why she would be problematic. She just wants... a better place. Sure shes not to smart about how to make that better place but that doesnt make her a bad person just cause shes not smart. She has good intentions and at lesst tries to carry them out. Since when did we start ca...

All clown, no honks, final fridgestination.

Personal opinion: Hussie's writing of Capricorn is similar to "no" in shape. This is all I need to say.

Except the first two items on that list are the most easily understandable parts of everything. Vriska was trying to make sure Tavros wouldn't get fuckin culled and while she failed at doing that, Aradia attacking Vriska is ghosts of the people she had to kill to stay alive is kind a lot more fucke...