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by Punchlion
Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:31 am
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: >ROBOQUEST
Replies: 203
Views: 11384

Re: >ROBOQUEST

>Flimtopus: direct attack towards weak points like the salvage bay doors

>your bowels are still quite irritated. AIM YOUR SOUPY SALVO AT THE SALVAGE OPPS!
by Punchlion
Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:18 am
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>Moth: Give this guy some gentle advice that maybe he should consider rehab https://i.imgur.com/s3yWSWB.png alright alright ALRIGHT, QUIT'CHER BITCHEN BOY! I can't enjoy mah STOGIE wit'chur HOLLERIN! WAAAAH look at MEEE I did awll ma Crack an' now Ahm a-hurtinnn. You think YERR hurtin?? Ah've got Q...
by Punchlion
Thu Jul 09, 2020 10:05 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>Use the broom to make a hole in your face https://i.imgur.com/O60v53k.png That's... going to be very...unppleasantFUCK IT DADDY NEEDS SOME CRACK You scramble into the trailer and grab the axe, no way you're not killing yourself with the whole broom... and then you'll never know (what you assume to...
by Punchlion
Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:17 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>If you can't smoke cigarettes, smoke crack https://i.imgur.com/1Nziuto.png Now THAT is some sage advice... but what do you do when you don't have any crack? in fact, looking around there isn't even anything to smoke out of. you, you couldn't mean this?? THIS? this isn't a CRACKPIPE! this is the ho...
by Punchlion
Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:01 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>Ask the giant moth if you can take a drag off its smoking object https://i.imgur.com/0x7WDur.png a WHAT? if there was a giant moth near by that would be super useful... and you could totally go for a smoke right now. Hey, there's no giant moth there! in fact you're pretty certain there was NEVER a...
by Punchlion
Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:26 am
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>Fondly regard archetypal maternity https://i.imgur.com/E1lRJL8.png You fondly regard what you imagine to be archetypal maternity. It would be so, so nice to have a mother figure. Someone who could literally or metaphorically play the role of whatever this symbolic thing you're currently mimicking ...
by Punchlion
Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:12 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>Bring the virus https://i.imgur.com/RHZAoPf.png In a final attempt to avoid dealing with this bullshit scenario you plunge your fist deep into the ooie-gooie core of the virus in hopes that it would end your life in a dramatic fashion. Instead, it tickles, and now, you can't get your hand out. shi...
by Punchlion
Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:32 am
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: >ROBOQUEST
Replies: 203
Views: 11384

Re: >ROBOQUEST

>Head: activate level five cranial tremor to escape
by Punchlion
Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:36 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
Replies: 60
Views: 1608

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

guys, let's totally start a fraternity/sorority hybrid and throw a RAGER
by Punchlion
Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:21 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>Count how many fingers you have https://i.imgur.com/36HQsTC.gif Hey screw you BUCKO I know how many fingers I have... as many as I DAMN WELL PLEASE >Turn on the Raydio https://i.imgur.com/GuWoH39.png Okay, you bend down to flip the switch, disregarding the conflict of the previous panel. >Turn on ...
by Punchlion
Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:09 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Elysium
Replies: 4
Views: 150

Re: Elysium

Your name is Mike M.
by Punchlion
Thu May 28, 2020 8:24 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>Clean your trailer before doing anything else :cal: https://i.imgur.com/lyyfkMF.png Mucky Patches might be an irredeemable malefactor but that is no excuse for being impolite. Nevermind when you tried to hammer his door down, that was before you got drunk. You've grown since then. You tidy up the ...
by Punchlion
Wed May 27, 2020 8:31 pm
Forum: Forum Question and Answers
Topic: Why does senpai autocorrect to senpai?
Replies: 23
Views: 839

Re: Why does senpai autocorrect to senpai?

I don't know but one time I accidentally texted "hoe's life" instead of "how's life" to this person I was dating

they didn't take it well. We are no longer dating
by Punchlion
Wed May 27, 2020 7:59 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>Put it against the door, hurry! https://i.imgur.com/6me9wVn.png Oh yeah! shit oh, I uh wait fuck okay. here, here we, here we go. WAIT, oh FUCK! You are SO drunk. The room is spinning like pizza dough in the hands of an Italian Chef aggressively showing how to correctly spin and toss to a clueless...
by Punchlion
Mon May 25, 2020 10:56 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>Fill the toolboks with TNT to make an improvised shaped charge https://i.imgur.com/6z5xQnZ.png okay. Yeah. You're really, really drunk. Never in your long, complex relationship with alcool have you EVER done something this MONUMENTALLY asinine. but hey, that's probably just the TRIPLE X talkin. yo...
by Punchlion
Mon May 25, 2020 10:34 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: caev storie
Replies: 42
Views: 1247

Re: caev storie

shoot to the beat of the chorus from Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees
by Punchlion
Sun May 24, 2020 8:56 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>drink that bottle of liquor for insperation https://i.imgur.com/9yvX9dn.png Pretty nice of ol' Muck-o to leave you a bottle of the family's favorite TRIPLE X ALCOOL You have always felt that your creative cycle was dependent on sustained drunkeness... so you down the whole thing By taking the bott...
by Punchlion
Sun May 24, 2020 8:51 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: caev storie
Replies: 42
Views: 1247

Re: caev storie

>go right
by Punchlion
Sun May 24, 2020 8:43 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: caev storie
Replies: 42
Views: 1247

Re: caev storie

>hide him in the chest
>leave through the door
by Punchlion
Sun May 24, 2020 11:31 am
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Dusty Roads
Replies: 46
Views: 1046

Re: Dusty Roads

>Check who the author of the book is. They deserve your kudos for writing such a compelling book https://i.imgur.com/acpIzUu.png gAH! this HORRIBLE STACK OF CRAP WAS WRITTEN BY YOUR GRANDFATHER MUCKY PATCHES!!! DAMN YOU MUCKY! DAMN YOU! the ending left some things to be desired anyway, what a hack!...