Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

>next thing you going to bump into on ur quest: be somehow related to a demonic subplot

say word, DO it then. when is tha website coming out?? I'm working on it. I made a bit of a mistake by starting out using godaddy + html5... maybe the worst combination of software EVER??? Who knows. Give me a week or two and it should be ready to receive user accounts and Adventure Game (what this...

>the helmet obviously

COMMAND: UNO your mother is calling, it's time to commune

>Mimsy: quit messin around and destroy the kingdom

>Pimpversion: hire sum thugs

>like a bad ass: holding tha guitar over ya head and making sick guitar riff noises w/ your mouth

Trickster God: get really offended no matter what he do

>Request a nice cold glass of AJ and wink at the bartender for no apparent reason. It's all good my friend! > Bartender: Offer the astronaut some scissors https://i.imgur.com/eQVIwhh.png >Tha bartender didn't like that... Bartender: we're out of AJ, but we got plenty of SCISSORS IN THA FACE MOTHERF...

>turns out it wasn't that close!

>DROP THE GIFTS AND USE THE PORTAL GUN NOW NOW NOW go NUTS WITH IT

DOUBT IT

>TWO: keep an eye out for tha red threat's possible return

(also why didn't yall do this in tha DMS?)

>"wear the hat" over ya bits since the umbrella gone

>Grotto: say sorry to UNO and help these guys out any way u can

>Wake up rested, and totally calm no matter what happen in the dream *yawn*

say word, DO it then.

when is tha website coming out??

>use your keen robotic charm n' woo the metaphorical pants off this lady (... unless?)