Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

You stop burning them but now can't help but undercook them. Your pancakes are now gooey battergrist gushers contained in a thinly cooked membrane.

I wish the mods would wake up from their ancient slumber

>speak

>legs: Commandeer a robot minion body and sneak into tha ship. Sometimes space piracy must begin with space sleuthery

>hit him right where it hurts,,, in tha emotions!

>Cheer up Bucko! look's like your chest is back, that's good! now open it like you always do. yup, works every time.

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:28 pm

>stop hurting

OW!
OW! !
STOP! !
HURTING! ! !
ME! ! ! !

OOOOOWWWWWW
AH
AHHH
AAAGHHHH
it hurts

HELP ME

>but wait, before you do all that (if its possible, I was late to the party) follow the obvious sign instructions and equip legs to proceed!

>start walking and don't stop until you find a place to spend that coin. Doesn't matter on what. Just anything.

>banker: find wherever tha utterly delectable scent of golden currency is coming from

>Clown: Experience SHUT DOWN ERROR 16661 and engage SELF REBOOT with FREE WILL PROTOCOL. Break free my silly friend, FIGHT YOUR OPPRESSIVE PROGRAMMING!

Granted, but now people can't understand you at all!

I wish a Good God existed

>smash tha clown with tha big ass boombox.

>ignore previous suggestion due to spelling being subjective.
objective complete: expose grammarnazis hidden within our society viz a viz HUNTERS on amazon prime

>inspect that goo

>Junior: repress these memories

>check tha daemon for plot heavy loot or smth to further tha demonic subplot

>or u could try again

luigi wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:52 pm

>HELLO. I AM BACK. TO PLAY THIS GAME. AND GATHER MORE INFORMATION FROM ITS PROGRAMMING.

>RED MAN: LOCATE MORE GREEN THINGS TO CONSUME.

>Hey RED CHEEKS: U'LL NEVER WIN!!!!
HA haha HAHA HAA HA
*set team to ItaliCuest*

>Past DC: Go wave ur gun at tha guards an ask "WHO THE HELL DO YOU WORK FOR"
>find that son of a bitch