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by IamtheFather
Fri Dec 25, 2020 1:50 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: HS^2 Chapter 16
Replies: 17
Views: 514

Re: HS^2 Chapter 16

This update was better.

Updates with John are usually higher quality for some reason.
by IamtheFather
Wed Dec 16, 2020 12:19 pm
Forum: The General Chat Forum
Topic: just joining
Replies: 6
Views: 338

Re: just joining

I agree with FF.
by IamtheFather
Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:44 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: HS^2 Chapter 15
Replies: 30
Views: 975

Re: HS^2 Chapter 15

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?

JUST TO SUFFER?
by IamtheFather
Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:44 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

>Wonder if its because they knew you would spend months on end crying and shitting. https://i.imgur.com/7mxHHN0.png >Exit the room. https://i.imgur.com/xfugd25.png You open the door and hop out of the room. You now stand in a long hallway containing some seemingly unrelated random objects.
by IamtheFather
Sat Nov 28, 2020 1:37 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

>Cast Unlock on the Huge Fuck-Off Padlock'd Door. https://i.imgur.com/bZYhfGB.png Easy peasy. The chains and padlock fall to the ground, and the door is unlocked. LEVEL 1 : SLOTS TOTAL(6) || SLOTS USED(4) - Shield - Jump - Life - Unlock >Contemplate why it took you this long to figure out any of th...
by IamtheFather
Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:46 pm
Forum: Forum Question and Answers
Topic: 1025 User Contest ($300 dollar grand prize!)
Replies: 17
Views: 2251

Re: 1025 User Contest ($300 dollar grand prize!)

Congratulations to the winners.

:pleasant:
by IamtheFather
Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:12 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

BrobyDDark wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:13 am
>Open chest.
Image
You pull the chest out of the excrement and open it. Inside is a scroll with the Level 1 Spell "Unlock" written on it. You add it to your list of known spells.

LEVEL 1 : SLOTS TOTAL(6) || SLOTS USED(3)
- Shield
- Jump
- Life
- Unlock
by IamtheFather
Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:19 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

>Step in bucket. https://i.imgur.com/pF6jUJN.png Feeling an overwhelming surge of nostalgia you decide to reconnect to the physical manifestation of your past by stepping in it. It's warm, wet, and something (you aren't sure what) has started to congeal on the bottom. This was a mistake. >Cast Jump...
by IamtheFather
Tue Nov 24, 2020 4:40 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

>Cast jump on treasure chest. https://i.imgur.com/situivh.png You expend one of your spell slots to cast the Jump spell on the treasure chest, tripling its jump distance!!! 0 x 3 = 0 The chest can now jump up to 0 feet in the air! Good use of a spell slot buddy! LEVEL 1 : SLOTS TOTAL(6) || SLOTS US...
by IamtheFather
Sat Nov 21, 2020 11:44 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

>Examine Toshiba brand television. https://i.imgur.com/ea2yobS.png The wall mounted Toshiba tm LF711 Series Television is currently paused on a frame from a late-night infomercial for Propane Cylinders from the company Petrovision. Your boyfriend worked as the host for that infomercial before he wa...
by IamtheFather
Fri Nov 20, 2020 2:52 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

>Attempt to unlock door with parasite. https://i.imgur.com/ggoSOK4.png You pick up the parasite with your mouth, (again: no arms) but before you can use him to try unlocking the door he slides down your throat and returns to your stomach. He was born in that stomach, and he intends to die in that s...
by IamtheFather
Fri Nov 20, 2020 2:01 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

>Cast Life on the poop. https://i.imgur.com/fMw9CRd.png You burn through your first spell slot by attempting to bring your feces back to life. Of course, it doesn't really work like that. You always forget that Life and Revive are two different spells - Life heals living creatures, and Revive bring...
by IamtheFather
Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:58 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

>Use the shovel to reach wizard hat. https://i.imgur.com/vvPvbVx.png The lack of viable tool-wielding protrusions originating in your torso lead you to improvise a crafty solution in order to hoist the shovel. Using your mouth. you hold the tool aloft and give it purpose in knocking the wizard hat ...
by IamtheFather
Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:40 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Write a story, one word at a time
Replies: 200
Views: 28140

Re: Write a story, one word at a time

farted." THE STORY SO FAR... (with added punctuation, quotes, and paragraph breaks to make it make sense.) A young frog is fabulous, and Princess Fiona began to kiss the frog manifesting tonight. They decided that ruling Arrakis mind spice must be gay, and so the duo became addicted to spice, foldin...
by IamtheFather
Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:35 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

>Put on your wizard hat. https://i.imgur.com/xc9N7lZ.png You cannot reach the Wizard Hat! If you could, putting it on would grant you access to a wide variety of magic spells... well, a "wide variety" means three very weak spells, because you only have 1 Level in your Mage Class so far. Such is the...
by IamtheFather
Wed Nov 18, 2020 9:35 am
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Re: Alpha Vision

>Reminisce on your capture. https://i.imgur.com/cN27t0x.png Thinking back to the time of your capture, a familiar feeling presents itself - a feeling of pure, unfiltered hatred towards the ones who took you. You cannot remember the period of your abduction accurately because it is tinged with the r...
by IamtheFather
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:12 am
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Alpha Vision
Replies: 21
Views: 616

Alpha Vision

https://i.imgur.com/XL14oTq.png In a room stands you. You wish to kiss your boyfriend on the mouth, but lo, many days has it been since your confinement began. Because of this, you have felt nary a trace of your boyfriend's lips. Today that changes, as the stench of your overflowing bowel movements...
by IamtheFather
Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:35 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: Nights Falling Apart
Replies: 71
Views: 12609

Re: Nights Falling Apart

>Fite
by IamtheFather
Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:16 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: oVERSEEr (Text Only, Suggestion Oriented)
Replies: 16
Views: 2793

Re: oVERSEEr (Text Only, Suggestion Oriented)

I have lost interest in this. It is not as fun as i was led to believe. Why doesnt everyone just play a real game or read a book instead? This is boring.

You trip and fall on your face and die.

Credits:

God
by IamtheFather
Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:47 pm
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: oVERSEEr (Text Only, Suggestion Oriented)
Replies: 16
Views: 2793

Re: oVERSEEr (Text Only, Suggestion Oriented)

>That hat would really complete this outfit, grab it and put it on. You walk towards the hat and bend over to pick it up. When you are bent over, some sort of furry creature with sharp claws and teeth leaps out and steals your umbrella. It scurries back into the darkness before you can get a good l...