Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

>pee in the cup

>Tell them about your softer emotions When they begin to lower their guard switch into your FREAKOUT CRAZY self and do something Wild, savage, ruthless and disturbing https://i.imgur.com/m280MoH.png "Wait" you shout at the black guys running away from you, "i too feel soft emotions such as sadness,...

Forge yourself a weapon more powerful then a rabid badger on a stick.

>Black guys: run in fear https://i.imgur.com/VsVlmZf.png the "black guys" try to get your attention again, how could they be so rude, cant they see you are taking disciplinary action with this subordinate? you turn to face them and start screaming about how they can wait until you are finished and ...

Bryn isnt short for Brynjolf, BRYNJOLF HAS NO SHORT FORM! Who said that? I'll Kill them (develope split personalities) https://i.imgur.com/CRSxWN4.png After a good bitch-slap, Sammy is ready to comply with your name change. he responds "yes sir, Bryn from now on" "I AM BRYNJOLF THE VIKING LORD DONT...

>Demand that Sammy call you Bryn from now on, because Brynjolf is too cumbersome of a name for a man of ACTION like yourself. I've been saying it forever now. Bryn is short for Brynjolf. I don't know why you keep arguing me on this. The Bitch-Slapening https://i.imgur.com/cm7gGqf.png you approach S...

>Reply to halt by saying "NUH-UH!" If he attacks you, proceed to overpower him with brutal ferocity and a tad of cannibalism https://i.imgur.com/e9gQZ2Y.png the guard yells again for you to stop, but why would you stop? you are a man on a mission and no king or his stupid men will stop you! as you ...

Original guy: quickly, offer up the new you as part of the deal

Papa: find out what you can bout this void from EIGHT.

Robot
> Break free through trickery
> save space squid

>Go punch that kid hiding behind a tree in the face to establish dominance. https://i.imgur.com/u1rdLOr.png This has been a bad day, you finally understand how to POTENT FUCKING VIKING RAGE and waste it on jumping jacks, Sammy spear man is missing and Harry Huge Horns is curled into a ball with his...

>Do some jumping jacks to prepare yourself And Channel your potent fucking viking rage till you've entered a frenzy https://i.imgur.com/7WaRTEg.png Your whole body aches, but you did cut a guys head in half so thats understandable. how long have you been out? well your boys defiantly gave them a fi...

Wake up. https://i.imgur.com/lBmtgC1.png Wait a minute, this is no dream! You find yourself regaining consciousness in the middle of a battlefield, you and your viking friends must have been ambushed. most of them are dead, accept harry huge horns over there. good for him, no one thought he would ma...

Ah the comforting sounds of battle, what a lovely dream!

chase legs

pretend to surrender, when they try to cuff you kill em all.

Papa: use the power of the sword to stop the swarm

>Say a prayer for the biped
>return to your friends

> Accept

>Hold people up with your gun
>put money into real estate
>be terrible landlords