Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

>Ask purple void for a recap on the plot so far because you're a little out of the loop

>Create an army of black guys to defend yourself. Not black as in african american mind you, just black as in like the colour of void.

>Do a silly dance now that you have physical form

>LICH: Leave this dead Universe, and enter A VOID 2.

>DEPLOY ANTI-LIFE FIELD, SET TO ORGANIC. https://i.imgur.com/QP8JLPs.png In a panic, you use LEVEL 38 FORKTECH: ANIMUS IMMOLATION INCARNATE. The ANTI-LIFE FIELD completely vaporizes all organic material within its radius. The other HOOLIGAN looks quite distraught! >Don't die. https://i.imgur.com/Wp...

>Stop accidentally referencing Homestuck.

>Summon the Lich

>DO WHAT YOU WILL HAVE DONE

>Dad Egbert: Force of your will yourself out of the afterlife at the mention of your son's name.

>Apologize for your rude table manners!

>Eat pizza

>Lord Italian: Begin training your successor.

>Lord Italian: Walk among the people as a living god just for fun.

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>Create a Universe full of children ripe for the suffering.

>Lord Italian

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:32 pm

>These hooligans look friendly.

No they don't! But sometimes people look wicked, when really they're super nice.

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:32 pm

>Apologize to them for attempted vehicular manslaughter!

They reject your apology in a pretty big way.

THIS IS THE BOARD'S FIRST COMPLETED FAN ADVENTURE!
(Unless Brodys command leads to A VOID having some sort of splintered timeline)

>Create music.

>Vent the oxygen. https://i.imgur.com/PmSC91D.png You attempt to use the VACUUM OF SPACE to suck out all the OXYGEN. It doesn't really matter if your ship depressurizes now that your CAT is dead. Or so you thought. Because clearly this was not the best thing you could have done right now, in respec...