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by Shitpost Lizard
Thu May 21, 2020 2:56 am
Forum: Forum Adventures
Topic: √Homestuck
Replies: 14
Views: 238

Re: √Homestuck

John: Eat shaving cream for nourishment.
by Shitpost Lizard
Thu May 21, 2020 2:00 am
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Unpopular Opinions Thread
Replies: 358
Views: 14674

Re: Unpopular Opinions Thread

oh my god, I loved them when they were like ---pseudo moirails or whatever was going on there, but having a davekat kissmesiss would've been like infinitely more interesting , and honestly I probably would've loved them as a flushed ship too but we don't get to see it happen, and it's just kind of ...
by Shitpost Lizard
Wed May 20, 2020 4:31 pm
Forum: The General Chat Forum
Topic: Bout to get my Wisdom teeth taken out
Replies: 14
Views: 346

Re: Bout to get my Wisdom teeth taken out

The anesthetic state you'll be in afterwards and all the fun stories people will tell of you are worth it unless you like awkwardly hit on your mom or something. Also despite what the doctors say the painkillers interact very well with other drugs so if you're into that you'll have a FABULOUS time ...
by Shitpost Lizard
Tue May 19, 2020 10:02 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Unpopular Opinions Thread
Replies: 358
Views: 14674

Re: Unpopular Opinions Thread

Rosemary is a boring ship because Rose and Kanaya were already basically the same character with some surface-level differences. Unpopular? shipping opinion: Davekat would be infinitely more interesting if Dave and Karkat were kismeses instead of matesprits. They already had the rival dynamic going ...
by Shitpost Lizard
Tue May 19, 2020 8:07 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Cahtper 9, how goes the eulogizing
Replies: 30
Views: 485

Re: Cahtper 9, how goes the eulogizing

Jane wears business suits, herself. Maybe she doesn't give a shit about whether or not Yiffany wears boy or girl clothes, as long as she's wearing something resembling dress clothes. And I don't mean Kanye reacting loudly so much as just, actually showing the situation Harry was talking about, in pa...
by Shitpost Lizard
Tue May 19, 2020 8:01 pm
Forum: The General Chat Forum
Topic: Bout to get my Wisdom teeth taken out
Replies: 14
Views: 346

Re: Bout to get my Wisdom teeth taken out

I haven't gotten mine taken out yet, and this thread makes me not want to. Lol.
by Shitpost Lizard
Tue May 19, 2020 7:53 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Cahtper 9, how goes the eulogizing
Replies: 30
Views: 485

Re: Cahtper 9, how goes the eulogizing

I still think Yiffany's name is fucking stupid, but the girl has good taste in clothes.

At least we're getting something resembling Kanaya being justifiably upset with Rose and Jade, even if we don't get to SEE it like we should be able to.
by Shitpost Lizard
Sun May 17, 2020 4:44 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Unpopular Opinions Thread
Replies: 358
Views: 14674

Re: Unpopular Opinions Thread

@harmoniousCalamity: Agreed with all of this, 500%.
by Shitpost Lizard
Sat May 16, 2020 8:13 pm
Forum: Fan Projects
Topic: [Fangame] Befriendus: A Beforus Befriending Adventure
Replies: 45
Views: 2155

Re: [Fangame] Befriendus: A Beforus Befriending Adventure

Wow, the art for this actually looks fantastic for a fan project.

Also props for adding a text de-quirkified option.
Some of them are annoying as shit to try to read.
by Shitpost Lizard
Wed May 06, 2020 4:27 am
Forum: Media Discussion
Topic: Classpect Everything
Replies: 18
Views: 576

Re: Classpect Everything

I would argue that Ravio is a Bard or Rogue of Light. He does what he does because it aids Link's progression towards fixing his universe, and he's smart enough to know that, even under the facade (and possibly actual greed) of being an item merchant. I say Bard because it's a chaotic-good method, b...
by Shitpost Lizard
Sun May 03, 2020 9:29 am
Forum: Media Discussion
Topic: Classpect Everything
Replies: 18
Views: 576

Re: Classpect Everything

The person who made the plot decisions for The Last of Us 2:
Bard of Doom

Reason: Either you know what the leaks are, and you get this, or you don't and I'm not spoiling them for you.
by Shitpost Lizard
Thu Apr 30, 2020 9:07 pm
Forum: Media Discussion
Topic: Classpect Everything
Replies: 18
Views: 576

Re: Classpect Everything

My art drive:
Heir of Rage
Reasoning: Drawing things correctly sucks and I hate it.
Spoiler
Show
I know this isn't exactly within the intention of the thread, but the title did say everything.
by Shitpost Lizard
Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:29 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Yiffy been a thing since 2018
Replies: 37
Views: 875

Re: Yiffy been a thing since 2018

I don't care if it was planned it advance. It's still dumb. Jade is a major character. Rose is a major character. You think their daughter would be regarded a little bit more respectfully than that, but "She's a furry sex joke, because Jade has a dog penis. Lolol." It would be like Gamzee getting a ...
by Shitpost Lizard
Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:16 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Unpopular Opinions Thread
Replies: 358
Views: 14674

Re: Unpopular Opinions Thread

Why don't you try getting a kismesis and see how it goes. Man, it's a webcomic. It's not real. And discussing parallels that it has with reality will not hurt you. Chillax yo ass. I'll let you know how it goes when I get into a fictional black romantic quadrant with a fictional alien species from a...
by Shitpost Lizard
Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:15 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]
Replies: 81
Views: 1949

Re: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]

This is pure hussie. I feel as if Hussie wrote this himself no one would have had such a negative reaciton.it would still be a WTF, but not as negative cause they want to blame the new guys for 'fucking this up'. This implies that Hussie is above criticism. He isn't. Speaking personally, I'd have a...
by Shitpost Lizard
Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:08 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]
Replies: 81
Views: 1949

Re: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]

Vriska is always the most blunt dude and always will be. Also Kanaya is literally from a species that at norm have 4 relationships at once with at least one of them being negative based. In her mind she would see their relationship as the pale spectrum inspite physical sex being involved. She just ...
by Shitpost Lizard
Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:19 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]
Replies: 81
Views: 1949

Re: (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.) [HS^2 UP8]

More jacking off Vriska. Her making a speech that Karkat would or should have made, if he wasn't completely castrated post-retcon. More infidelity drama. Kanaya not having some major trust issues with Rose when Rose had sex and fostered a child without her consent because "but they TRU WUVZ eachothe...
by Shitpost Lizard
Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Unpopular Opinions Thread
Replies: 358
Views: 14674

Re: Unpopular Opinions Thread

Literally where are you getting your information about blackrom from? Arch-rival, by definition, only means your main or most prominent rival. You can have strong feelings of rivalry with someone without it devolving into something unhealthy. Terezi directly states that she wants something that is l...
by Shitpost Lizard
Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:28 am
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Unpopular Opinions Thread
Replies: 358
Views: 14674

Re: Unpopular Opinions Thread

But John developing a calignous relationship with Terezi is idiotic, because that sort of relationship is blatantly unhealthy in humans. Rivalry and competition are not inherently negative. They can drive you to improve yourself, which I think is something that Terezi (or maybe it was Karkat) direc...