Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

It's pretty irritating, especially when "choose your own canon"-type sentiments are used to dismiss complaints or concerns about Epi+ content, which they often (but not always) are. Whether or not something is technically canon, or technically the 'true' path for Homestuck's characters, doesn't mat...

I'd be lying if I said HS's jokingly up its own ass meta bullshit wasn't starting to feel genuinely up its own ass the longer it goes on. That's part of why I kind of wanted the epilogues to actually just...be it. Tie up loose ends. Hopefully put the characters largely in a better place. And be it. ...

Junevrisrezi, I'll die on this ship. John/June genuinely makes Vriska better whenever they're around.

Stuart Ashens

Actually, that's a GREAT idea. I'd totally dig hauntswitch being an rpg, especially since the 3 main characters we can reasonably expect are Jude, Dammek and Roxy, all of which are reasonably combatitive

Dirk is right, acts 1-5 are peak homestuck and most of everything after is peak SHIT. reject modernity embrace tradition Can you really call it 'tradition' when act 5+ (because let's be real, by act 5 all the pieces were in place for act 6 to have the tone it did) takes up more than 4/5 of the comic

Manipulating and abusing Jake? Yeah, sure, that lines up. I don't even know that that's true. Yes, Dirk's relationship with Jake was unhealthy, but it was unhealthy because Dirk wasn't able to get out of his own head enough to be emotionally available, not because he wanted to beat Jake up and infa...

Dream Muttman wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:35 pm

a frankly plotless game like pesterquest will give him enough to work with.

Well, that's just not true. PQ totally has a plot, and it's building up to something.

1: Oh thank GOD it's not V.

2: Oh GOD, V's going to be writing a character with somewhat decent foundation.

Give her a better life, Reader. She deserves better than she got.

Lynera's was the only route that really made me SCARED. I mean, Ardata was uncomfortable, but still. Also as far as Reader's development, I couldn't agree less. I think them transitioning from a terrified, broken person just making friends because 1: IT's all they have to do and 2: They're being coa...

rubs juice wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:58 pm

Flame_Warp wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:54 pm

Sn0wman is definitely the literal definition of hot, but she's no MILF. She's just hot.

Well if you subscribe to the Stabdad AU, then yeah she's MILF

...Yeah alright, fair play.

Sn0wman is definitely the literal definition of hot, but she's no MILF. She's just hot.

I just can't get into Epilogue Jane. Now, snapd8 Jane?



This is a MILF I can get into! Metaphorically.

Y'all remember the Writ Keeper? Anyone remember the Writ Keeper?

The fact that they're the only players who aren't the result of a paradox makes them especially boring to me. Well that's decidedly not true. Sure, they weren't created via ectobiology, but the only reason that they exist is because Earth exists, and that's only the case because of LE. Their existe...

rookie1978 wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:59 pm

epilogue jane counts.

I would passionately argue she was MORE of a MILF before the epilogues

Yes, I'm aware why 10/25 is significant. I'm just saying the number of players/age of players thing doesn't really hold up. Especially with 11/11 in the scene.

I mean, 11/11 is November's meme number. Also that particular theory really doesn't hold up with 10/25. I don't think they've ever been 25 during an important aprt of the story, and certainly not when Cascade happened and cemented it.

Sylandrophol wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:32 pm

bioluminescent seadwellers. that's all

Good post OP