Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Obviously, your QUIRK would be capitalizing IMPORTANT NOUNS AND PHRASES to imply SIGNIFY IMPORTANCE TO SAID PHRASES while speaking in the SECOND PERSPECTIVE.
You THINK THIS IS PRETTY STUPID, though.

alright. you get the homestucknote. it makes whoever you write down read homestuck (for better or for worse, this also kills them.)

i want the power to breathe in space.

alright. you get the power to turn inside-out, but this violently and painfully kills you immediately upon the first time you use it.

i want the power to write a good comic people will talk about for years after its ending.

> John: Play the piano.
> John: Tell Rose your findings.

i don't really like berdly, but i think that goes without saying for a lot of people.
though, i do enjoy his character arc. it certainly fleshes him out a lot more and makes him more of a real character, than an annoying uptight nerd.
he's still a dick, though.