Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Given the various implications that Karkat and Eridan had unseen bro-talks, I think Eridan<>Karkat could actually work if Murderstuck didn't happen. okay that one is nice. :rorb: I have weirdly come around to EriKat? Like, Karkat's limitless supply of attention weirdly fulfilling Eridan's lonelines...

Get Eridan laid. Two questions I have then are Who and When. Examining the first question of Who. Hm. Karkat would definitely be confrontational enough to throw eridan's issues back at him, And he's also weirdly obsessed with romance so he would be invested in The Relationship if he felt it had a r...

You couldn't stop Gamzee from becoming the harbinger of the Dark Carnival, it's in his blood. There is no timeline in which sweet, lovable Gamzee doesn't turn into the murderclown he was meant to be. Hm! Kind of a weird fatalistic take to say that individuals actions are determined entirely by thei...

Get Eridan laid. Everything could be fixed if Eridan got laid. Sollux and Feferi would still be fully alive and fully operational. The entire Gamzee Scenario could have been avoided or at least shortened if the duel was avoided as Karkat wouldn't be having a panic attack meltdown and could have bee...

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Mon May 31, 2021 3:58 pm

should it ever come out,

Due to Certain Revelations i see now that this line was doing a Iot of lifting.

tell dave to face away from the stairs and then back long jump for fifty seven frames while holding zillyhoo until the stored momentum launches him through Sburb's geometry fast enough to take him directly to the thanks for playing screen without hitting a kill frame

Strategy: Restock Troll Squad with Res mechanics: Method: Multiple part 2 Strat: God Tier Moon Beds Alright this is swinging for the fences here. We (doomed rezi included) don't really know if there are always quest beds in the moon's for each player. Prior to Aradia, we didn't know there were any....

Strategy: Restock Troll Squad with Res mechanics: Method: Multiple 2: Stop the meteor crisis from going down in the first place Now this one's a bit trickier. It's already pretty clear that the troll kids are only a few small incidents away from going full lord of the flies, and managing to keep th...

Strategy: Restock Troll Squad with Res mechanics: This lets you preserve the incidents on the meteor, which might otherwise be messy to interfere with, and gives us rainbow drinker kanaya, in case that comes with powers outside of, uh, super healing and bioluminescence, I think. You get to restock t...

Strategy: Just redo the boss fight, knowing what went down the first time Pros: Least amount of adjustment necessary, no big loss outside of everybody getting their asses handed to them and falling over. You get to go in with a pretty comprehensive idea of What Goes Down under normal circumstances. ...

Your name is Terezi Pyrope. Every one of your friends and allies is either dead or compromised. Luckily a familiar blue idiot just teleported out of space and time to let you know that he's got the power to change canon at will, without the consequences of time travel. This means you can change this...

So I just realized there was already an extremely popular homestuck adjacent property that does what I was looking for from the Meat / Candy Dichotomy that hs2 just, didn't. Undertale. Pacifist route has you going on cute little dates with like, every side character, and getting to know and like the...

I'm worried I'm gonna do a big homestuck reread and be like "oh no there are like, 15 good pages in here" I'm straight up doing a harry potter on this comic. Anytime the writing is bad I just, forget about that part, and remember it as a consistent cohesive work when really it's like, seven remembe...

Yeah its called bad writing. Okay yes but I think the fact it came after so much Better Writing, strong characterization, engaging plots etc etc, makes it stand out that much more. It set the bar high enough that it stands out that much more when it isn't cleared! It's like seein somebody pole vaul...

i know i tend to double post but these are like over a month apart and i asked my priest and she said it was okay Does the Vriska Lives timeline feel kind of arbitrary to anyone else? Like a lot of problems that had been built up as complicated and personal are just solved because Vriska Is Here Now...

oh my god vriska becomes her mom lusus. If someone isn't strong enough to be useful to her / entertain her / impress her, she has no regard for their well being and demonstrates little hesitation in killing them. She was raised by a creature much larger and deadlier than her, that would kill and eat...

TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS HE'S A COOL LITTLE KID WHO LIKES POKEMON THIS BOY SKYLARK IS NUMBER ONE HE CAN JOUST ON WHEELS AND HIS ROCKET CHAIR OVER PROSPIT'S MOON HE FLIES THROUGH THE AIR COMMUNES WITH NATURE, HAS ANIMAL ...

That said, it's really disappointing that she never really faces or realizes this. Part of why I like this trope so much is that it enables a character to realize that the invisible boundaries of their upbringing, culture, laws, etc, are artificial and can be wrong. It lets them see beyond what they...

Honestly Vriska does reflect most of one of my favorite tropes in a series, in that she does everything society says is good but still isn't happy. Like, Alternia values strength, brutality, violence above all else. The weak are killed or culled without a second thought, and the trolls grow up being...

Back in the day I believe I picked up the Heir of Hope from some sort of randomizer as part of a homestuck themed ARG. As good a reason as any to choose a classpect i supposed. From what I recall from discussions back then, people thought the Heir was a class that was protected by their aspect, as J...